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Total Medals Earned: 24 (From 8 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 455 Points

Depict1

Medals Earned: 4/10 (45/275 points)

Believe Me 5 Points

Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.

Truth 5 Points

Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.

Bridge 10 Points

Use the button to create a bridge.

Idiot 25 Points

Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.

Immortal 5 Points

Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.

Leap of Faith 25 Points

Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.

Save Me 25 Points

Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.

Save Us 25 Points

Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.

Trapped Forever 50 Points

Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.

Free 100 Points

Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?

Don't Shit Your Pants

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 3/44 (15/500 points)

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

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Goobers Arena

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/130 points)

Play! 5 Points

You've just watched the most epic arena battle of all time!

Credits Roll! 5 Points

You were so kind as to view the movie credits :3

Thank You! 5 Points

You're awesome for taking the time to view our sponsors!

Movie Reel! 10 Points

You found the secret movie reel and unlocked Scene Select!

Secret Music Track1 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track1!

Secret Music Track2 10 Points

You found and unlocked Secret Music Track2!

Secret Remote! 10 Points

You found the secret remote and unlocked Playback Features!

Unlock Code! 25 Points

You've unlocked all features and all the badges!

Galleria! 50 Points

You found and unlocked the Weapon Gallery!

Internet Avenger

Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)

Beat Mosaic 5 Points

Boss #1

Beat Netscape 10 Points

Boss #2

Beat Opera 25 Points

Boss #3

Beat Mozilla 50 Points

Boss #5

Beat Safari 50 Points

Boss #4

Beat Chrome 100 Points

Boss #6

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Error 25 Points

Crash the game... and your computer?

Last Dance (Part 1)

Medals Earned: 5/8 (25/60 points)

Concequences is my middle name! 5 Points

Whatever that's supposed to mean.

Magic Hands 5 Points

Make your mother proud.

Pinnacle of Idiocy 5 Points

I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.

Sunrise 5 Points

Only available in happy endings.

The Gentleman's Way 5 Points

Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.

Nintendo's Apprentice 5 Points

That's not how Mario did it.

Respect for the Narrator 5 Points

You must have some in order to survive.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Mad Princess

Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/400 points)

Once Upon A Time 5 Points

Watch the Intro

Instruments Of Murder 10 Points

Clear the first 5 waves

Legend Of The Mad Princess 5 Points

Watch the Ending

Princess Maker 5 Points

Check out the Credits page!

Acupuncture Treatment 25 Points

Clear Wave 15

Cannon Fodder 25 Points

Kill 100 Regulars

Fight In The Shade 25 Points

Clear Wave 16

Having A Blast 25 Points

Clear Wave 11

Suicidal Overconfidence 25 Points

Clear Wave 8

Swiftly Executed 25 Points

Kill 50 Agiles

The Bigger They Are 25 Points

Kill 25 Brutes

Wallmaster 25 Points

Clear Wave 14

You Spin Me Right Round 25 Points

Clear Wave 18

Bloody Good Time 50 Points

Clear Wave 20

Secret Medal ????? Points

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